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Miko Miyazaki: A crazy paladin girl who murdered Lord Shojo and decided to blow up Azure City Castle.
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His name is 'Blackwing' due to the fact that Rich Burlew has the creativity of a festering mongoose.
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He still has to fix up those eyes, though. And having character's hands actually hold their weapon, instead of just hanging about nearby as the sword levitates like some unexplained magical crap. Developing the highly-sophisticated feature of straight panel lines, for instance. Granted, Rich has made some improvements over the years, mostly to his 'art'. Trying to read one page takes about twenty minutes, just because of the overwhelming mountains of text that explain every single detail even slightly relevant to the dragging plot - they block characters and overflow off the page, slowly suffocating you under the staggering weight of unwanted information, driving out every last particle of goodness from each and every pore of your body and filling it with dead, dark hatred that ranks of pure malice distilled in the fires of the Devil himself. White speech bubbles, red speech bubbles and even some black-with-purple-outline speech bubbles, all filled with the intoxicating stench of deep internal monologues and long-winded moral debates. To put it simply: there are a shit-ton of speech bubbles. It has been said that he could scrap the comic format altogether and just draw speech bubbles, because it wouldn't make much of a difference. Luckily (or not so luckily), Rich makes up his lack of imagination with his wordiness. And in case you need clarification, yes - Rich has the creativity of a decomposing goldfish. The adventurers are: Roy the sane one, Durkon the boring one, Belkar the evil one, Elan the stupid one, Varsuvius the verbose androgynous one, and Haley the girl. The OOTS story takes place in a world run by D&D rules, and follows the tale of a band of incompetent heroes as they attempt to stop an evil-lich-king-sorcerer from taking over the world. I have no idea what you are imagining right now, and I have absolutely no clue what it’s got to do with anything. A place where tobacco is the primary source of food. Where your deepest lusts fuse with your primal fears. Imagine a place where your worst nightmares mix with your wildest dreams.